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Quizzes

First things first..........NO CHEATING !!

This is a little game that has a pretty funny/creepy outcome.

Don't read ahead, just do it in order. It takes about 3 minutes.

It's worth it. It's kinda eerie.

First, get a blank piece of paper and pen.

** When you are asked to choose names, make sure it's people you ACTUALLY KNOW, and go with your first instincts! **

Scroll down one line at a time - DON'T READ AHEAD - or you'll ruin the fun!!

1.) First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. (that's top to bottom)

2.) Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write any two numbers you want.

3.) Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. Don't look ahead or it won't turn out right!

4.) Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots. Don't cheat, or you'll be upset that you did.

5.) Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11.

6.) Finally, make a wish.

1.) You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2.) The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3.) The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4.) You care most about the person you put in 4.

5.) The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6.) The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7.) The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8.) The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9.) The tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind.

10.) And 11 is the song telling how you feel about life!

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How Southern Are You?? (Answers below but don't cheat)

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?

3) Bill Dance is good at what?

4) What university does Bill Dance root for?

5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?

6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?

9) What is a chigger?

10) What is scrapple?

11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"

12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?

13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.

14) What's the common name for a bowfin?

15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"

17) What are grits made out of?

18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?

19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?

22) What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The Grand Ol' Opry"?

23) Where would you grow those yellow onions?

24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?

26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?

27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?

28) What is a scuppernong?

29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"

31) What color is your John Deere?

32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

(3 points per correct answer. You get 1 point to start. Answers below, don't peek.)

Answers

1) 7

2) 43, red and blue

3) Fishin'

4) University of Tennessee

5) University of Georgia

6) Hard peanuts

7) 283

8) French

9) A redbug (small parasite)

10) A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts

11) Panama City, FL

12) Spanish moss

13) Evinrude

14) Mudfish

15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16) Hank Williams

17) Corn

18) Paul Bryant

19) Because of pollen

20) "The Recipe"

21) Helen

22) WSM

23) Vidalia, Georgia

24) Calf roping

25) Mandolin

26) 5

27) The same thing

28) A wild grape

29) Yes

30) Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.

31) Green

32) Another trick animal-husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.

33) Tobacco

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Love Quiz

1. You are walking to your love's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path which takes you there quickly, but is very plain & boring. The other is curvy & full of wonderful sights on the way, but takes quite a while to reach your love's house.

WHICH PATH DO YOU CHOOSE? Short or Long?

2. On the way, you see two rose bushes. One is full of white roses, the other is full of red roses. You decide to pick twenty roses for your love. (You could pick all of the same color or half & half or whatever combination that suits your taste.)

WHAT COLOR COMBO DO YOU CHOOSE?

3. You finally get to your love's house. You ring the bell & a family member answers the door. You can ask the family member to please get your love, or you may get him/her yourself.

WHAT DO YOU DO? Ask or Get yourself?

4. Now, you go up to your love's room. No one is there. You could leave the roses by the windowsill or on the bed.

WHERE DO YOU PUT THE ROSES? Window or Bed?

5. Later it's time for bed. You & your love go to sleep in separate rooms (politically correct, here). You wake up in the morning & go to your love's room to check up on him/her. You enter the room:

IS HE/SHE AWAKE OR SLEEPING?

6. It's time to go home now & you start to head back. You can take either road home now. The plain & boring one that gets you home faster or the curvy & sight-filled road that you can just take your time with.

WHICH ROAD DO YOU CHOOSE? Short or Long?

Now analyze your answers:

1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love. If you chose the short one, you fall in love quickly & easily. If you chose the long one, you take your time & do not fall in love that easily.

2. The number of red roses represent how much you expect to give in a relationship. The number of white roses represents how much you expect in a relationship. So, if a person chose all red with one white rose, he/she gives 90% in the relationship, but expects to receive only 10% back.

3. This question shows your attitude in handling relationship problems. If you asked the family member to get your love, then you are the type who wants to avoid problems. If you went to get your love yourself, then you are pretty direct & solve the problem right away.

4. The placement of the roses indicate how often you would like to see your love. Putting the roses on the bed means, you want to see them a lot. If you placed the roses by the window this means you don't mind seeing each other once in a while.

5. Finding your love asleep: You accept your love the way they are. Finding them awake means you expect them to change for you.

6. The short & long roads now represent how long you could stay in love. If you chose the short one, you fall out of love easily. If you chose the long one, you tend to stay in love for a long, long time.

Personality Quiz

What to do:

1) Grab a pen/pencil and paper.

2) Mark the paper 1 to 10 down the side.

3) Answer each question and mark the corresponding letter to your answer on the paper.

4) Calculate the point score for each question for each of your answers.

5) Total up the points for all the questions, and see where you land!

Here goes...

1. When do you feel your best?

(a) In the morning

(b) During the afternoon and early evening

(c) Late at night

2. Do you usually walk

(a) fairly fast, with long steps?

(b) fairly fast, but with short, quick steps?

(c) less fast, head up looking the world in the face?

(d) less fast, head down?

(e) very slowly?

3. When talking to people, do you

(a) stand with your arms folded?

(b) have your hands clasped?

(c) have one or both your hands on your hips?

(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking?

(e) play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair?

4. When relaxing, do you sit with

(a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side?

(b) your legs crossed?

(c) your legs stretched out or straight?

(d) with one leg curled under you?

5. When something really amuses you, how do you react? Do you give

(a) a big, appreciative laugh?

(b) a laugh, but not a loud one?

(c) a quiet chuckle?

(d) a big smile?

(e) a slow smile?

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you

(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you?

(b) make a quiet entrance looking around quickly for someone you know

(c) make the quietest possible entrance? And try to stay unnoticed?

7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You are interrupted. Do you

(a) welcome the break?

(b) feel extremely irritated?

(c) vary between these two extremes?

8. Which of the following colors do you like most

(a) red or orange

(b) black

(c) yellow or light blue

(d) green

(e) dark blue or purple

(f) white

(g) brown, gray, or violet

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, do you lie

(a) stretched out on your back?

(b) stretched out face down on your stomach?

(c) on your side, slightly curled?

(d) with your head on one arm?

(e) with your head under the covers?

10. Do you often dream that you are

(a) falling?

(b) fighting or struggling?

(c) searching for something or somebody?

(d) flying or floating?

(e) or do you usually have a dreamless sleep?

(f) or do you have pleasant dreams?

"SCORE YOUR OWN QUIZ "

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Add the total number of points.

Results:

OVER 60 POINTS:

Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you, but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS:

Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome; someone who will try anything,well, almost anything once; someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS:

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS:

Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented but modest. Not a person who makes friend too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is shaken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS:

Your friends see you as painstaking, perhaps a little fussy at times. They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur the of moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS:

People think you are shy, nervous and indecisive; someone who needs to be looked after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you are boring. Only the people who know you well know that you aren't. The trouble is that you don't let very many people get close to you.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you read. Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to eat out.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply it by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749. If you haven't, add 1748.

6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born.

SEE BELOW

You should now have a three digit number:

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to go out each week).

The second two digits are your age!!! This is the only year (1999) it will ever work, so spread the fun around while it lasts.

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Baby Boomers Quiz

Can you pass the Baby Boomer Quiz?

1. Name the Beatles, first and last names.

2. Finish this line: "Lions, and tigers, and bears ..." (2 words)

3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" (4 words)

4. What do M&M's do?

5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?

6. Before he was Muhammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as ... (2 words)

7. "You'll wonder where the yellow went, ..." (7 words)

8. Before he was the Skipper's little buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's best friend, ... (First and last names and middle initial)

9. "M-I-C...See ya real soon. K-E-Y..." (+5 letters)

10. A 'streaker' is someone who might run across campus wearing what?

11. "Brylcream: ..." (6 words)

12. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone .... (2 words)

13. "I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who ..." (6 words)

14. "War, uh-huh, huh, yeah, what is it good for? ..." (2 words)

15. Where have all the flowers gone?

ANSWERS

1. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr

2. Oh my!!

3. It's Howdy Doody time!!

4. Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

5. Wonder Bread

6. Casius Clay

7. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

8. Maynard G. Krebbs

9. Why? Because we like you. M-O-U-S-E

10. their birthday suit

11. "a little dab will do ya"

12. over 30

13. who wrote the BOOK OF LOVE

14. absolutely nothin'

15. gone to young girls everyone

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